Saturday, November 1, 2014

Of goblins and candy…

All Saint’s Day…or…the fay after Hallowe’en, if that’s your preference. Hallowe’en used to be a blast for me. I loved standing at the door, talking to kids, getting quips from them, and then doling out treats. The most fun I ever had on Hallowe’en was at my daughter’s home in Ottawa. She had to go out for a bit, and I got to tend the door. A horde of Ottawa U students came by, on the way home from the PM’s House and Rideau Hall, where the Governor General lives. Good taking’s I hear…

The kids were all in wild and homemade costumes, filled with merriment and ready to interact with someone. I scared them a bit at the door, I was dressed as a pirate…in rags… and had a 2-inch kitchen carving knife clamped in my teeth! They overcame their initial shock, and we had some lively conversation. Everyone was eager to tell me who they were, in costume, and where they came from. It was clear that many of them were homesick and were trying to recapture their recent childhood. I asked if anyone was from Alberta, and when one young lady put up her hand, jumping up and down, I found that she was – miraculously- from the town where I live. She was ecstatic to find a ‘home-boy’ in Ottawa. I mention this event, less than a decade old, because the event has changed so radically for me. We no longer greet kids at the door. In fact, we are “not at home” on Hallowe’en, or at least not visibly at home. You may wonder what has brought about this dramatic change. I’ll tell you.

We live in a small town in central Alberta…Bible belt country. Our community is about 7000, with other small towns nearby, a city of 12000 a half hour north if us, and another a half hour south of us. Many of our residents are retired, some are in business, and a fair percentage of the men work in what is called in Alberta “the oil patch.” This means they drive big pickup trucks, travel many kilometers to work every day, and bring home large paychecks. The fact that the bulk if these paychecks are tied up in payments for accouterments of what some call “the life”, consisting of ATV’s, Snowmobiles, a large Fifth Wheel (mobile vacation home) and at least one personally owned truck. These are usually heavy duty, crew cabbed, and extra-large tires vehicles. Our long block alone boasts 30 of these monsters!

The relation of all this to Hallowe’en is that many folks from out of town assume the community is wealthy.  Our neighbourhood, for example, looks like a suburban neighbourhood in any city. A few years ago, we noticed, on Hallowe’en, that our street was choked with vehicles from elsewhere. A horde of children poured from each vehicle. Wave after wave of children came to our door. Few of them were in costume, and fewer of them spoke. They simply stuck out their pillowcases, and once they had candy, they turned and left. This went on for a couple or three hours! Slowly, we realized that none of these children were neighbourhood kids, or even local kids. This was an invasion, a candy grab! After a couple of years of this, I became quite annoyed and disappointed by this. No amount of interaction could pry a comment from the kids. It was ‘grab and run’ time. We became quite disillusioned with the whole business, and now I refuse to have anything to do with it. Other years, we had stayed in our basement and watched TV, listening to the doorbell ring. This year, we ran errands in a nearby city, came home and parked in the ally, entering the house form the rear. No lights went on, and we did our business and then went to a movie. Driving toward our street, we noticed that the parking lot beside the soccer fields at the end of our block was filled with cars, 20 or 30 of them. In the dark, at night. Our street was a continual parade of vehicles circling the block, disgorging kids and moving them on to the next few houses. The sidewalks an road were crowded with children. We learned from a neighbour that she had spent $85 on candy, and it was all gone by 8:00 PM.

I would love to host neighbourhood children on Hallowe’en, but I am unprepared to support an invasion of greed and apparent entitlement. Apart from the inappropriateness if stuffing kids with sugar, I do not wish to participate in such a soulless candy raid. There did seem to be more kids with costumes on the street, but the hordes underline my main point. I question the values of a family that voluntarily transport their kids all over town, or even to the next town, just to get more loot.


I miss Hallowe’en the way I have experienced it. Perhaps I am simply an old curmudgeon, but $80 + is not in my budget for kids who come by in an SUV to get their loot!

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